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I do not look good on paper.
Jul 19 '14
stripesspandexshields:

Art by Isaac Goodhart.

stripesspandexshields:

Art by Isaac Goodhart.

Jul 14 '14
fridgerejections:

I just found out that “work/life balance” DOESN’T mean dating your coworkers

fridgerejections:

I just found out that “work/life balance” DOESN’T mean dating your coworkers

Jul 13 '14
Jul 13 '14
amypunx:

fuuuuck this makes me sad and happy at the same time

amypunx:

fuuuuck this makes me sad and happy at the same time

(Source: rockrockrocknrollhighschool)

Jul 12 '14

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carlsagan)

Jul 6 '14

nevermindthebolex:

dimestorefilms:

We’ve reached a fine cut of our feature, The Origins of Wit & Humor. Here’s the news wrapped in a video, wrapped in fun.

Have you heard the good news?

Jul 2 '14
laughhard:

When my wife sends me on a Starbucks run.

laughhard:

When my wife sends me on a Starbucks run.

Jul 2 '14

blastro:

New story!

A Year In Which Nothing Much Happened 

This was originally a b&w single-sheet book on butcher paper. I always thought it needed some color. You can also read it at my website and if you like it, consider checking out my recent book.

Hope you like it!

Jul 2 '14

Anonymous asked:

I love your art, but I have to say digital art isn't truly art. True art is made with pencil, pen, crayon, paint, clay, etc. These are the materials that people originally made art with, not on a computer.

euclase2:

Go crush some walnuts with your laptop if it makes you feel better.

I like your response but if you didn’t dip a pen in ink and write it out in cursive on a piece of paper and fold it twice and put it in an envelope and lick the envelope and attach a stamp and put it on the front of the envelope and then write your return address in the upper left corner and then walk down to the post office and drop it in the outgoing mail slot it’s not a true response.

Jun 29 '14
someoneatethis:

My favorite pizza toppings are Big League Chew and two pineapple rings.

a damn shame

someoneatethis:

My favorite pizza toppings are Big League Chew and two pineapple rings.

a damn shame

Jun 29 '14

(Source: sogaysoalive)

Jun 28 '14
"It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo."
P.G. Wodehouse (via writingquotes)
Jun 28 '14
Jun 28 '14
"

I did things in my 30s that were ignored by the world, that could have been quickly labeled a failure. Here’s a classic example; in 1974 I did a movie called Phantom of the Paradise. Phantom of the Paradise, which was a huge flop in this country. There were only two cities in the world where it had any real success: Winnipeg, in Canada, and Paris, France. So, okay, let’s write it off as a failure. Maybe you could do that.

But all of the sudden, I’m in Mexico, and a 16-year-old boy comes up to me at a concert with an album - a Phantom of the Paradise soundtrack- and asks me to sign it. I sign it. Evidently I was nice to him and we had a nice little conversation. I don’t remember the moment, I remember signing the album (I don’t know if I think I remember or if I actually remember). But this little 14 or 16, whatever old this guy was… Well I know who the guy is now because I’m writing a musical based on Pan’s Labyrinth; it’s Guillermo del Toro.

The work that I’ve done with Daft Punk it’s totally related to them seeing Phantom of the Paradise 20 times and deciding they’re going to reach out to this 70-year-old songwriter to get involved in an album called Random Access Memories.

So, what is the lesson in that? The lesson for me is being very careful about what you label a failure in your life. Be careful about throwing something in the round file as garbage because you may find that it’s the headwaters of a relationship that you can’t even imagine it’s coming in your future.

"
Jun 28 '14
A peek at the album art for my second Pumping Iron themed dance EP, FRANCO’S TOWING. Download my first, THAT’S NOT GOOD OIL right here for zero dollars.

A peek at the album art for my second Pumping Iron themed dance EP, FRANCO’S TOWING. Download my first, THAT’S NOT GOOD OIL right here for zero dollars.