"Look, it’s Christmas Eve. But you’re acting like such a douche, it might as well be Summer’s Eve."
- Me, Master Burning Jarmo Holiday Edition.
So, as it turns out, Nick Vandermolen and I are also big time sports moguls. It’s not easy to manage a little league team, and to unwind we’re thinking of opening a sports club with hott wings and beer and flatscreen TV’s that only play NbN little league games. It’ll probably be called “Fuck Jarmo’s.” No cover for dudes.