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I do not look good on paper.
Posts tagged old people
May 5 '12
I like to prank call my Grandma’s answering machine sometimes and pretend to be Osama Bin Laden. I ask to hide in her basement until “the whole thing blows over.” Here’s the voicemail I just got.